PIERS MORGAN MARRIES PARIS HILTON... WTF?!

Yes WTF indeed!

However, luckily the wedding was just a spoof for Piers's new ITV show 'Piers On... Las Vegas' which is aired on Saturday.

Phew! I thought thew world had ACTUALLY gone mad for a minute then!

xoxo

EVER WONDERED WHAT MARILYN MANSON ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE...?

He looks like a less healthy version of Nicolas Cage!

Who woulda thought it huh?

LOL

RIHANNAS MANAGER TELLS HER: "PUT SOME F**KING CLOTHES ON!

We all know Rihanna has blossommed into a rather edgy starlet of late, but according to her manager, LA Reid, she's taken in too far.

Since her split from Chris Brown, she's been showing him just what he's missing out on by doing a host on raunchy photoshoots.

However, on the set of her extremely sexual photoshoot for GQ magazine's new issue, her manager decided she was taking it too far and told her to "put some f**king clothes on."

But it hasn't stopped her doing even more topless shots, seen above in ripped jeans, and also a daring photo with a fang-toothed cougar.

Seems to me she needs to stop trying to prove herself and just put some clothes on as we love her anyway!

SATC 2 TRAILER IS HERE!!!

Enjoy!

XMAS DAY TOTP LOOKS PRETTY GOOD!

There's only one thing that makes Christmas TRUELY complete for me... and that's the Top Of The Pops Christmas Special... and this year it looks amazing!

There are performances from the like of JLS, La Roux, Kasabian, Florence And The Machine, Alexandre Burke, Lily Allen and Muse, and the best news of all? Sugary X-factor winner Joe McElderly isn't Xmas no.1! Yes!

Check out the pics...

They've got the moves... Diversity

Flippin' Amazing... JLS

Foxy females... Sugababes

Festive Flo... Florence And The Machine

Gorgeous... JLS

Crazy Hat... La Roux

Hats our man... Dizzee Rascal

SMELL LIKE BEYONCE? YES PLEASE!

Ever wanted to be like Beyonce? Yeh, me too!

Well now we can... well, smell like her anyway, as she's bringing out her own fragrance next year called 'Heat'.

It's the perfect name for this hot lady and all the sizzling shows that she's performed this year!

I literally can't wait to buy it!

4TH AND LAST SHREK FILM OUT IN MAY!

Shrek Forever After Trailer [HD]
by theanimationblog

The trailer has just been realeased for the fourth and reported final Shrek film- 'Shrek Forever After'... and it'll be even more personal this time, as it's in 3D!

The storyline for this one is that Shrek falls under a curse and no one recognises him- not even donkey!

The film with be out in May of next year... and I can't wait! Although I'm glad they're not doing anymore after this as the format is getting quite tired.

Happy viewing!

MOST UNLIKELY PHOTO OF THE WEEK...

If there was two people that you would never have imagined to be photographed together... it would be these two!

Simon Bird and Jordan both took time to have a picture together after she presented him with his award for Best Comedy Actor at the British Comedy Awards on Saturday night.

He won the gong for his portrayal of geeky teen Will McKenzie, in the Channel 4 hit 'InBetweeners'.

It literally looks they've been super-imposed together as they just look like such an unlikely pairing!

Although Simon looks a lot better than Alex Reid did on her arm... let's hope she doesn't take a shine to him and give him the 'Pricey' treatment.

Good luck Simon!

VICTORIA'S FLASH AT ELTON'S BASH

Victoria Silvstedt gave onlookers more than they bargained for at Elton John's Charity Bash last night.

Yes, the baloon-boobed Barbie flashed her nipple whilst boogying on the dancefloor during the lavish event at the Grosvenor House Hotel in London.

Classy.

Other stars that attending the bash and managed to keep their clothes on were Lily Allen, Liz Hurley and yes, you've guessed it, The Saturdays (ALWAYS there!)
Kelly Rowland performed a 45-minute set for Sir Elt, and he rewarded her by giving her a diamond necklce.

Good bargaining Kelly!

Check out the pics below...

Black is Back... Lily Allen

Elegant... Liz Hurley


More demure... The Saturdays


The Hosts... David Furnish and Sir Elton John

ALESHA AND PIXIE GET THEIR LEGS OUT AT MADRID AWARDS

It was Blonde vs. Brunette last night in the battle for attention at a Madrid award ceremony last night.

Alesha Dixon and Pixie Lott both stunned on-lookers with their barely-there outfits- Alesha in a floaty canary-yellow dress and Pixie dressed in a black lace top complete with minuscule hotpants!

Both girls had earlier wore demure floor-length gowns for the ceremony, but obviously decided they'd be more comfortable is something a bit more risque!

Other stars at the bash were Shakira and Nelly Furtado, who both rocked LBD's.

Nelly also sang at the awards with James Morrison, with other performances from the likes of Robbie Williams.

Check out the pics below!

Canary... Alesha

Hotpants... Pixie

Demure... Alesha

Lott less on show... Pixie

Feathered Frock... Shakira

LBD... Nelly Furtado

Performing... Robbie

Double Act... Nelly and James Morrison

PIC SOURCE: DAILYMAIL.COM

PIXIE'S OFF TO LA LA LAND...

Pixie Lott has wowed the British public this year with her amazing voice, but she's decided to branch into film; launching her new career in the home of Hollywood- LA!

Yes, Pixie is travelling to 'La La Land' today to star in a film called 'Fred' about a YouTube star.

The 18-year-old Essex girl told the News of the World: "It's really exciting - it's great that my first film is a big American one. Music is my priority, but I love acting and I'd like to get some more experience in that."

Here's wishing you a Lott of luck Pixie!

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SATC IS COMING OUT SOON! EEEEK

And here's the promo poster!

EXCITED.EXCITED.EXCITED!!!

AVATAR PREMIERE... THE PICS!

There was quite a lack-lustre celeb turn-out for the premiere of new sci-fi film 'Avatar' last night in Leicester Square.

As usual, some of The Saturdays were there (token now for any premiere/party/concert).

The only other celebs to turn up was a VERY casual James Blunt, a cosy-looking Sophie Ellis Bextor, former popstar Liz McClaron and Ex-I'm A Celeb contestant Sabrina Washington, who looked luminous in blue.

Kimberly Wyatt from the Pusscat Dolls was also there, representing the Yanks, wearing a Gaga-esque ensemble.

WHAT a turnout... (cough)!

Always there... Una + Molly from The Sats

Looking grrrreat... S.E.B.

Trying to be Gaga?... Kim- Pusscat Dolls

Working electric blue... Sabrina

Cosy... Liz- Atomic Kitten

Scruffbag... James Blunt

Vampy, Lisa Snowdon

PIC SOURCE: HEAT MAG.COM

APPARENTLY STEPH GOT SACKED FROM 'THE HILLS'

Earlier this year, Stephanie Pratt announced that she was leaving MTV reality show 'The Hills', but rumour is, SP got SACKED from the show.

Yes, a sneaky source in LA dished that she was 'let go' from the show because she was a 'mess' and too much of a 'liability'.

Scandalous.

All I know is that MTV weren't too happy when Miss Pratt said the show had giving her an eaten dirsorder and she felt pressurized to stay thin.

Her so-called 'friends' have now said that "she can’t make a living outside of the show," and "she’s working on a handbag line, but the only place she’ll be selling those is her garage."

Nice friends.

Look on the bright side though Stephie... at leat you don't have to pretend to like catty Kristen anymore!

PIC SOURCE: HEATMAG.COM

OOH LOOK AT TAYLOR SWIFT WITH STRAIGHT HAIR!

Most celebs change their hair every second and we don't even notice...

I mean, just look at the ever-changing-style of Dannii Minogue- now that lady has had A LOT of different hairstyles!

However, Miss Taylor Swift gets her hands on some straighteners and suddenly she turns into a different girl!

I wouln't even recognise her if I walked down the street!

Think I'm still a fan or the curlyness though... but she looks gorge either way.

ALL THE PICS FROM CHERY'S SHOW TONIGHT...

X-Factor judge, Cheryl Cole is going it alone tonight with her ITV programme 'Chery's Night In' and I have all the pics!

Apart from just performances from the pint-sized diva, she's taking a turn as a sexy senorita by doing a Latin dance with American Latin champion Derek Hough.

There will also be performances from Chery's protegee Alexandre Burke, Rihanna and a collaboration with singer/producer Will.I.am.

Sounds like quite a good show! Enjoy the pics!

Sexy Senorita

Stood to attention... with Hough

Black is back... performing with Will.I.am

Both auditioning for the new Colgate ad...

Alexandre's got the point

Sparkly... Rihanna

Croydon facelife makes a comeback!

PIC SOURCE: DAILYMAIL.COM

GAGA WOWS QUEEN AT VARIETY SHOW

I would never have imagined Her Magesty's name being mentioned in the same sentence as red leather.

But that's what you get when you mix Lady Gaga with HRH.

Yes, our Monarch was treated to a red-hot performance by Gaga and an array of other top stars last night at the Royal Variety performance.

It's come along way this show hasn't it!

Gaga came on stage wearing a red leather dress with a 20ft train, complete with huge circles of red glitter around her eyes for a 'panda' effect. (Okay...)

There were also racy performances from X-factor winner, Alexandre Burke, who wore a gold, baseball-inspired outfit that revealed her toned abs, and teen popstar Miley Cyrus, who was decked-out in leather hotpants and a jacket.

The Queen certainly got an eyeful then!

Luckily there were some fully-clothed performers to bring Our Madges heart rate back down, including crooner Michael Buble, kooky popstar Mika, and BGT's Diversity.

I bet it's the best night out her Madge has had in ages!

Golden Girl... Alexandre

Crotch-grabber... Miley

Lady In Red... Gaga

Hiting the high notes


Flipping Amazing... Diversity


Suited and booted... Mika


Suave... Buble