COWELL SAYS KATIE PRICE IS A POSSIBILITY FOR X-FACTOR

Apparently, Mr Simon Cowell has been quoted as saying that Katie Price could be the person to replace him on the next series of the British X-Factor.

Yeh, serioussssly.

He told the Daily Maill:

Do I want Jordan as a judge on The X Factor panel? Yeah, that could work. Why not? I like her as a person. In fact I'd even go as far as to say she's my woman of the decade.'

Woman of the decade? All she's done is get her boobs out and act like a twat to men.

Simons ex and 'right-hand woman' on the show Sinitta also agreed saying:

'Having Jordan on the panel would make interesting viewing, so I can definitely see it working. She can do anything she puts her mind to. She's got the personality that would fit the role perfectly.'

Not being funny, but if Jordan was on the show, it would just become all about her like 'Im A Celeb' did when she was on that. Plus she would bring a maaaaajjjorr tackiness factor with her bleach-blonde locks and tango tan.

Not sure Cheryl or Dannii would go much on it either.

Don't do it Simon!!

KATIE AND ALEX HAVE A QUICKIE IN VEGAS...

Katie Price and Alex Reid have got married in a 'quickie' wedding during their Las Vegas trip.

Yes, the tanned twosome decided to tie the knot in what they call a 'private' ceremony... even though their entire ITV crew was with them!

Very private then!

They exchanged vows in the marriage chapel of the Wynn Hotel at 4pm yesterday and left holding hands with their marriage certificate in their hands.

Katie has apparently 'not decided' whether to use the footage in the next series of her show 'What Katie Did Next' or whether to keep it private.

Their spokesman said:

'Their decision to marry has not been made with any pre-conceived commercial plan or media deal in place, and their reason for getting married is purely down to their love for each other.'

But an insider told MailOnline: 'Her ITV2 camera crew were with her and could well have filmed the wedding.

'But Katie is not sure yet whether she will allow the footage to be aired.

'She has not signed any magazine deal for the wedding photographs but they are likely to do an interview about it when they get back.

The pair had hinted at their plans a couple of hours before by shopping for ring near the five -star 'Planet Hollywood' Resort on Sunset Strip.

The ceremony lasted only 22 minutes in the rose-strewn chapel.

Afterwards, the pair headed back to their $10,000-a-night penthouse honeymoon suite.

On their marriage, the newlyweds said: 'We are very much in love and look forward to the future together. We can’t wait to get back and celebrate our marriage with our friends and family who we know fully support our wishes.’

Katie's life gets crazier by the minute!

MOST UNLIKELY PHOTO OF THE WEEK...

If there was two people that you would never have imagined to be photographed together... it would be these two!

Simon Bird and Jordan both took time to have a picture together after she presented him with his award for Best Comedy Actor at the British Comedy Awards on Saturday night.

He won the gong for his portrayal of geeky teen Will McKenzie, in the Channel 4 hit 'InBetweeners'.

It literally looks they've been super-imposed together as they just look like such an unlikely pairing!

Although Simon looks a lot better than Alex Reid did on her arm... let's hope she doesn't take a shine to him and give him the 'Pricey' treatment.

Good luck Simon!

FROM MARRIAGE TO SPLITSVILLE

Once again, Katie Price has been grabbing all the headlines- this time by dumping her boyfirend, Alex Reid... on national TV!

Yes, I only told you a couple of days ago that he was going to propose to her after flying into the jungle, but she decided their time as a couple was up becuase she was fed up of him 'making money from her'.

When quizzed by Ant and Dec on 'I'm a Celeb' last night, Katie said she's had a lot of time to reflect in the jungle, saying:

'I just realised I wanted to be on my own, I don't need a relationship. I hope we can remain friends.'

When asked if Alex, 34, was still her boyfriend, she replied: 'I'm not with him'.

Katie quit the jungle after just a week, sacrificing only £100,000 of ehr £350,000 fee, but she's expected to make £1million from magazine, advertising and television deals.

PIC SOURCE: DAILY MAIL ONLINE

JORDAN'S QUIT 'i'M A CELEB'!

Katie Price has quit 'I'm a Celebrity' after the public voted for her do to her SEVENTH trial.

The glamour girl shook as Ant and Dec told her she's have to do another Bush Tucker Trial and immediately told her campmates that she wasn't going to do it.

She said: "There's only so much crap one person can take. The way I've been treated on the show by the viewers, you'd think I was the most hated woman in Britain."

The production team tried for two hours to get her to change her mind, but she wouldn't budge, telling them:

"Everyone seems to hate me so much more than I thought. I'm feeling uncomfortable."

PIC SOURCE: ITV.COM

ALEX SET TO POP THE QUESTION TO KATIE

Alex Reid has revealed that he is set to propose to Katie Price in the Australian jungle.

He told the News Of The World: "I'm definitely asking her to marry me and I'm convinced she's going to say YES. I might pop the question on TV."

Alex is said to have spent £20,000 on the jewels saying:

"I want the very best I can afford. Katie has very delicate hands and very specific tastes.

I've picked out a design of a pink diamond in an ornate setting. I'm going shopping in the next few days on the way to Australia.

I already have one in mind but I'll have to see what takes my fancy when I go to the jewellers. It WILL be a ring fit for the princess she is. One she can love and cherish. Forever."

He also said he was ready to give up his cross-dressing alter ego. (What a sacrifice huh!)

And it looks like Jordan might actually say yes! When Sabrina asked her whether she'd get married again, she replied:

"I'd love to. I love that whole family unit. Love it. I'd absolutely 1,000 per cent get married again.

Even going as far as to say she'd "do it now".

So you better start think of those joint names guys!

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